With the nightmare that was George Bush finally over, here is the national weather report for tomorrows inauguration of the next President of the United States, Barack Obama.
The sun will shine.
The flowers will bloom.
And the birds will sing sweeter still.
According to the NY Times, George Bush is leaving office with the worst Presidential approval ratings ever (link to Talkleft post here).
Bush was not merely one
of the worst Presidents ever,
but we have verified it legally
and now poll-itically
that Bush
was morally, ethically,
spiritually, intellectually,
positively, absolutely,
undeniably and most reliably
the VERY WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Soon this will be a day of independence
for all Americans
and their descendants.
Ding-dong Bush is gone.
There's one final myth about this President that the Rude Pundit would like to put to rest: George W. Bush is not a man you would want to have a beer with. No, not because if you saw him in a bar, you'd react like you had gone on the sex offender registry in Dallas and discovering that a guy who fucked babies in his basement was now living in the downstairs apartment. It's that, despite any feints at finding him charming, he is not, in his soul, a kind or decent person.
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The Rude Pundit doesn't drink with irredeemable dickheads, with self-righteous balls of fuck who think their very existence demands your respect and attention, with privileged cockmongers who can't manage even a moment of self-awareness.
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Yet we can't just bury this presidency alive in the cold, cold ground and have a picnic on the earth above it, joyously toasting as it screams and claws and tries to get free before it inhales dirt, gags, vomits, and dies horribly, not knowing why it deserved such an awful fate. No, alas, no.
Because the reason I will unreasonably hate this man, these men, these women, as human beings, and not just for ideologies and actions, is because neither I nor most of you will live to see the day that all their hurt is healed.
